Im Gettin New Boobs! (a new ukulele song)

Im Gettin New Boobs! (a new ukulele song) Earlier this week, I  got some bad/surprising news about my boob cancer (weve been spoiled so far!). I had what I liked to call Lumpectomy: The Sequel last Wednesday, and the report came back  that there was early cancer cells outside of the range of the original tumor that I got removed back in December. The surgeon thinks its been there all along, and we wouldnt have seen it if we hadnt gone back in and gone deeper/further away (thats what she said) from the original tumor. This definitely wouldve lead to a failed lumpectomy within months, so thank baby Jesus/Moses that we went through Lumpectomy: The Sequel (such a twist ending!) and found all this. While thisll allow me to bypass radiation, Ill still start chemo next Tue (Valentines Day! so romantic!) and have a double mastectomy in May (isnt double mastectomy the scariest phrase ever?!). I gotta admit, Im scared as hell to go through this procedure and its the last thing I wanted/was expecting, buttheres gotta be upside to this cancer ridiculousness, right? Cue the ukulele!